Brazilian Cleaners

July 19, 2011 § 4 Comments

One of the wiser fellows I have ever come across sees men, women, children, in his professional capacity.  He tells me that more and more men with perfect lives – the gorgeous wife, the four kids, the great job with its gorilla bonuses, the several houses, are saying, Schwarzenegger-like, “I’ve fallen in love with my Brazilian cleaner.  This is the real thing!  I have never felt like this before!”

This clever man is perennially astonished at the sheer vista of stupidity these fellow men display.  They are such a fucking cliché (his words, not mine), the outcome is sprayed in bright, bulging graffiti letters all over the wall, and yet into his confidence these husbands pour.  And pour.

And they are all equally flabbergasted when the whole edifice, with crashing inevitability, comes tumbling down.

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§ 4 Responses to Brazilian Cleaners

  • Buster says:

    It’s all just the ‘monkey brains’ running the show…..
    10% logic, 90% emotion.

    The hip to waist ratio & submissiveness of the cleaner wins hands down over the demanding fat wife, I’m afraid!

    “…“The heart is more treacherous than anything else and is desperate. Who can know it? “

  • AnonW says:

    I have no sympathy for anybody, who does things they probably shouldn’t with the hired help. I lost a lot of money because one of my business partners was a serial screwee and it nearly ruined the company.

  • asjbendall. says:

    Sat nav is wonderful many miles later back home. Incredible show, quite remarkable aquired many trinkets that would normally pass me by given me by trading companies. Many that I am sure you would love! Your Plankton today is unique bearing in mind my previous employer used both Brazilian and Portuguese contract cleaners at major sporting venues and we never had any difficulties. Today the sun actually looked radient and the Hereford bulls were superb pampered to perfection, not I am sure as good as you looked at your party, at the weekend.Just eaten finest tender moist beef burger with side salad from the Best By Far.

  • Mack says:

    Gorgeous wife normally equates to being less willing to get freaky between the sheets. This is where the ‘average’ looking woman can level the playing field The sheer numbers of guys who get caught with their pants down with a woman who isn’t even close to being as beautiful as the poor wifey really speaks for itself.

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