Dread Thought

October 14, 2011 § 8 Comments

Suddenly it has occurred to me that LS may accept male BF’s amazing invitation (cf. last post) – which I have been praying for all day – but then ask if he can bring some gorgeous pouting 29 year old with a tight arse and flat stomach and supercilious air.  Then I am going to feel like the biggest fucking jerk this side of the Equator and am not sure what I will do.

So I am having to adjust my prayers to: LS accepts BF’s kind invitation and what is more comes on his own.

If anyone can face joining in my readjusted prayers…?  Many thanks indeed.

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§ 8 Responses to Dread Thought

  • Erin says:

    All right, here’s the deal. If he did bring a woman like that and ended up preferring her over you after being with you both for a few days, then he is not the type of man you want anyway. But I had to smile at this post, not at you but with you – isn’t it just like we women to think of the very worst scenario ever and then fret over it and it hasn’t even happened and probably won’t happen? Now, stop thinking silly thoughts, relax, have a glass of wine, and give up your worries to the universe. The last thing you want to do is work yourself up so much that when you do see LS, you come off as a spaz. And you know what I mean. We’ve all been there : ) Hugs to you, dear P : )

    • The Plankton says:

      Dear Erin, Your comment has put a good smile on my face; thank you. I am going out tonight so am fully intending to forget all about it – for a few hours anyway! Thanks for your wise words. Px

      • Erin says:

        You are so welcome! Am not so wise – just a former plankton who has lived all that you’re going through and knows how hard it is : ) Enjoy your evening out!

  • Lydia says:

    If he does that then you hire a 30 year old good looking male escort and take him with you…. easy peasy…

    Or even better seduce LS now. Why wait 2.5 months?

  • EmGee says:

    “And she aches just like a woman
    But she breaks just like a little girl…”

    Please don’t fret – I am sure your BF won’t let you down.

  • MissBates says:

    How lucky you are to have married friends who will join in a gentle conspiracy to throw you and an eligible man together! You must trust that they will either make it clear to him that it’s a “solo” invitation, OR if he announces that “I’m bringing my girlfriend, Miss Perky Tits,” they will forewarn you and you can spare yourself the agony of joining them.

  • Jo says:

    Erin.SPAZ?!!!
    Bloody hell.

  • Joules says:

    MissBates – love the “Miss Perky Tits” That is going down in plankton history. Can I use it with my real world friends, not just plankton ones?

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