Long Shot’s Text When Least Expecting It
November 16, 2011 § 12 Comments
Ok, so his text came when I was, I admit, least expecting it.
But wait till he actually follows the text up with promised further communication (as yet not forthcoming) and something actually happens. Only then will I concede “it” happened when I was least expecting “it”… Whatever “it” actually is?
I don’t think people mean a measly text (though the sentiments in it were far from measly, they were friendly) when they tell me, as they so often do, that “it” will happen when I am least expecting “it”.
I have ranted about this before – that it’s a load of bollocks and I am always “least expecting it” – but what does the “it” refer to, exactly? A text out of the blue? Is that “it”? In which case, yeah, OK; granted. Or is “it” a thunder bolt and happy ever after, out of the blue?
Whatever it is, I was not and am not expecting it. In fact, as I said a couple of days ago, I am so not expecting “it” that “it” could kick me in the tits with a hobnail boot, and I still wouldn’t have a clue what on earth “it” was.