TV Aerial Man’s Surprise Special Offer
February 20, 2012 § 42 Comments
Blow me down. The TV aerial man made a pass at me.
I didn’t lead him on, I swear.
He said I had great legs (I don’t), and he said more besides.
He was nice enough, friendly and polite, but I passed up the offer a) because when he guessed my age he said mid-fucking-50s!!! (Though he back-tracked furiously, saying he only said that because I said I was old, it was too late). And b) because I envisaged that he probably tells several lone women in need of aerials a day that they have nice legs/hair/eyes/tits (delete where applicable), and hopes to score – and probably does score – one in ten.
I remained one of the nine politely to decline.
But it certainly added an element of surprise to an otherwise gloomy Monday morning.